If you thought the countless World of Warcraft related suicides was bad, the psychological deterioration of this Harry Potter fan’s brain structure may be much worse. Even He Who Must Not Be Named wrote, “What the hell is this?!”
After some research, we’ve discovered that the merchandise is quite expensive. The 11 wands add up to about $400 and the Harry Potter Chess Set costs about the same. Harry Potter robes cost $50 each and he owns three months worth. It’s safe to say he owns a good $5000 worth of Harry Potter merchandise, possibly more. Freak.
He really thinks he’s Harry Potter. It would be a shame to find out that “the spell” that caused his camera to float and film him was actually his mother. We almost hope it’s another brain infected Harry Potter fan (just not as bad). Well, it’s obvious it doesn’t get any worse than that. Seriously, if Lord Voldemort thinks it’s bad, it must be bad.
Up All Day would like to send our condolences to this poor child’s family for what they are or have already given up tolerating.