If you thought the countless World of Warcraft related suicides was bad, the psychological deterioration of this Harry Potter fan’s brain structure may be much worse. Even He Who Must Not Be Named wrote, “What the hell is this?!”
After some research, we’ve discovered that the merchandise is quite expensive. The 11 wands add up to about $400 and the Harry Potter Chess Set costs about the same. Harry Potter robes cost $50 each and he owns three months worth. It’s safe to say he owns a good $5000 worth of Harry Potter merchandise, possibly more. Freak.
He really thinks he’s Harry Potter. It would be a shame to find out that “the spell” that caused his camera to float and film him was actually his mother. We almost hope it’s another brain infected Harry Potter fan (just not as bad). Well, it’s obvious it doesn’t get any worse than that. Seriously, if Lord Voldemort thinks it’s bad, it must be bad.
Up All Day would like to send our condolences to this poor child’s family for what they are or have already given up tolerating.
Worlds Biggest Harry Potter Fan
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Great job! You are hands down HP’s #1 fan.
AHHH!!! Harry Potter!! lol!
This is why parents should NOT over-indulge their children. I mean, really?
If I am 16 and all these magic are happening now, I reckon I might have done something similar.
Never play down the magic of Rowlings!
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Hah! what a nerd!
Funny… a lot of stuff said here is wrong. This article questions my views on the integrity of this website, considering this piece needs so much correction. My collection is actually worth about $14,000, not $5,000. I don’t have robes for three months, I have Harry Potter tee shirts, hoodies, tank tops, polos, etc. My mother has nothing to do with HP, she’s not a fan… it was my friend Jess who was holding the camera. And I’m going to go the nerd-distance and say I have more than 11 wands… you really should report more accurate stuff.
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